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Pac-Man Enemies Q&A is a special about the Pac-Man ghosts. It is simmlair to Pac-Man Q&A.

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The Ghost Gang (Besides Kinky)

Part One: The Ghost's Lair[]

Ms. Pac-Man: SOMEONE! HELP ME! PAC-MAN! IM TRAPPED!

Blinky: Oh, shut your piehole!

Pinky: Pac-Man aint comin!

Clyde: Pac-Man IS coming, he always is

Blinky: *Facepalm*

Inky: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!

Clyde: Teh ghosts

Inky: Well, start acting like it!

Blinky: Wev'e trapped Ms. Pac-Man!......So what do we do with her?

Clyde: WE COULD DO A Q&A!

Pinky: Oh shut up Cl- hey! That isn't a bad idea

Blinky; Then let's do it!

Ms. Pacman: *Groan*

Clyde: What's the answer to the universe and everything?

Inky; 42

Clyde: oh

Blinky: How could you not know that?!

Classic Clyde

Yes you do, Clyde! How can you not see them?!

Pinky: You need to read books more often\

Clyde: BUT I DONT HAVE HANDS!

Inky: In modern times you did

Clyde: BUT I DONT NOW! OH, HOW I MISS YOU HANDS! *Cries*

Blinky; Jeez

Inky: I LOVE YOU

Blinky:..

Pinky:..

Inky:..

Clyde: *Is still crying*

Blinky: OK.....I have a question:

Pinky: What is it, honey?

Blinky: *Takes DEEP breath* HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?!

Inky: Hmmmm, let's ask Mr. Owl....

Mr. Owl *Comes in*

...

Tootsie_Pop_Commerical

Tootsie Pop Commerical

ONE, TWO, THREE, *Chomp* THREE

Mr. Owl: THREE *Leaves

Blinky: Okay, THAT was.....something....

Pinky: It truly was

Inky; Can i have one?

Mr. Owl: *Comes in again* NO! *Leaves again

Blinky: THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW

Pinky: Indeed

Blinky: Okah

Inky: Let's talk about our newest game!

Pinky: Fine

Inky; It's called "Pac-Man Party" and we look slick in it!

Blinky: Slick?

Inky: Yes, yes we did

Pinky: Did you know in some versions of Pac-Man i was a guy?

Blinky: TMI

Inky: What he said

Pinky: Rolls eyes

Blinky: Man, it's getting hot in here!

Inky: Or is it just me?

Blinky: Nope it's not you

Inky: *Sniffs*

Blinky: Im gonna turn the heat on BRB

Pinky: k

5 HOURS LATER

Pinky: I thought you said you would be right back

Blinky: I am....now

Pinky: *Facepalm*

Inky: Does anyone rember Q*Bert?

Blinky: Yeah he's that orange guy with teh trunk...

Pinky: I guess he's cool :/

Inky: Well he had his OWN Tv Show

Blinky: O RLY?

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A Ad of Q*Bert

Inky; YS RLY

Blinky: O WOH

Inky: It was on Saturday Supercade

Pinky: Coolzo

1984_Q*Bert_CBS_Saturday_Supercade_Cartoon_Intro

1984 Q*Bert CBS Saturday Supercade Cartoon Intro

It was real

Inky: Here's a Clip....

Blinky: AWESOME

Inky: Indeed

Clyde: *Still Crying*

Inky: Dude, stop crying, your'e missing out on all the.....fun

Clyde: But...b...b...b...bu-LOOK IT'S Q*BERT! HE'S THE CUBE FROM THE CUBE, IT'S Q&BERT!

Blinky: You look kind of like Q*Bert

Clyde: Indeed

Pinky: Im thinking of a number between 3 and 1

Blinky: 2?

Pinky: NO! 76!

Everyone (Expect Pinky): O_o

Pinky: I was just kidding, it was really 23

Ms. Pac-Man: I Hope Paccy comes soon....

Part 2: Kinky[]

  • Le Ghosts are playing cards*

Blinky; WOO-HOO! IM WINNING TONIGHT BABY!

Pinky: Blinky, You don't need to brag

Blinky: Yes i do

Clyde: Did you hear that?

Blinky: Hear wh-*Hears door opening*

Golvis

It could be this guy!

Inky: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Pinky: ZOMG There's something at the door!

Blinky: I'LL GET IT

  • Goes to door*

Inky; Man he's so brave

Clyde: He's gonna get mauled to peices!

Pinky: He's not Gonnna ge-

Blinky: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pinky: O_O

Inky: O_O

Clyde: O_O

Pinky: Okay....maybe he is

Blinky: Im not dead!

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Kinky (NOTE; That is NOT blood)

Pinky: Then why were you screaming

Blinky; Because i saw kinky

Kinky: YO

Clyde: Who is he?

Blinky: You dont Rember him? Clyde: Nope, not at all

Blinky: You know, from Pac-Man Arrangement

Clyde: Still don't rember him

Blinky; Then watch this

Pac-Man_Arrangement_Part_1

Pac-Man Arrangement Part 1

Kinky is the guy with the glasses

Clyde: *Watches Video* I Rember now!

Blinky: Good

Kinky: I would of brought Dinky but...you know...

Inky: He's a crybaby

Kinky: Right

Pinky: Kinky you turned me into a bunny

Blinky; Wut?

Pinky: Nuffin

Kinky; k what should we do now?

Clyde; idk

...

Pinky: Blinky, why does Kinky have glasses?

Kinky; Cause i cant see without them. It's true!

Inky; Let's order pizza!

Clyde: Good idea Inky

Blinky: K ill order it

(Blinky picks yp phone)

Blinky: Hello yes?....mmhmmm...p;ac-man.....yep we want pizza....power pellets please...yes....uh,no.....yes?...No?...uh.........O_O......UH,.,...

Inky: So?

Blinky: We can't get stuffed crust

Inky; NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!\

Blinky: But we can get power pellets

Inky: Woopie

Clyde; Let's do it

Kinky: While were waiting, let's watch a cartoon

(After watching it)

Road-Man_Zoom_and_Bored-1

Road-Man Zoom and Bored-1

Blinky; THAT WAS FUNNY!

Clyde; BWHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

Inky: The roadrunner....ohh.....HHAHAH!

Kinky: I WOULD WATCH IT ALL DAY!

Pinky; Meh

Sue: *Comes in* Pizza's here! here it is!

Blinky: Thanks!

Sue: *Goes Away*

Clyde; She didnt say "Your welcome'

Blinky (Troll)

Ms. Pac-Man: Can i have a slice?

Kinky: NO!

Ms. Pac-Man: *Sigh*

(After eating Pizza)

Clyde: That was SO good! I could eat it all day!

Clyde

Look at all that fat!

Inky: But your'e already fat

Red

red bird is the angry bird

Clyde; WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Blinky: OH CRUD

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